Snow on my pink pads

This morning I went outside with my Daddy in da snow. I put my precious pink pads in da snow and walked around the house. Snow feels funny on my pink pads, its cold and a strange feeling. After dat i meowed on the front porch until my Daddy let me in, ashole waited long enough. After dat I went to my food bowl and ate and ate, being in da cold is tiring and i den needed a nap. I slept on my paper (I love paper in all forms) see my website for more on dat.

After dat my Mommy made some Ramen noodles for lunch and fed me some. I luff noo-dells.
Not many cats eat dem, dey are good. Well, right now its nap time and after I take a big dump in my litter box I am gonna sleep on my paper. My parents think i am fat, fuck dem. Aren't I adorable?