Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Lini and the Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Lini goodbye

This is Lini's Mommy writing. Today was a very sad day for our family. Still in shock.
Lini died today. We found him on the floor, and we think he might have had a heart attack.
Lini had a heart murmur since he was little, and it may have gotten suddenly worse. We just do not know what happened to our little man, our little boy, our little angel.

We are in shock and emotionally destroyed by the loss of our baby.
We truly cannot believe he is gone, and so suddenly.
Lini is not buried under some pine trees in the forest. He always wanted to be outside. We buried him with his stuffed beaver that he loved so much.

We were blessed to have Lini on our lives for 7 years.
We will miss him more than words can say.
We are closing down this blog, because it will be too painful to look at for us.
Thank you for 3 years of reading the Lini blog.

Lini was the most loving, sweet cat one could ask for.

Goodbye...we love you always...

Thursday, October 25, 2007

my eggs?

Oh dear!
My frand Katie lefted me a comment dat dose wead orange tings laying around are my eggs? I am gonna be a Papah again! I am? I haff been trying to impreganate Buckalinus all year and she wont get preganant. It's been a year now since da Binus died. i still tink of him all da time. i miss da little guy. I wish oh wish i could be a Papah again but you see da Binus was born alive birth, not eggs? Lini made eggs? Well,it may be true after all, am am blessed by baby Jezuz and I can do many miracle things. I just pray dat da Binus us safe and happy in Lini heafen and he is a Lini angel.

I sure am a trying to make another wan. I want to be a Papah, but my bitch is getting tired of my repeated pounding. I don't know. Now wat do I believe dat deese orange eggs gonna pop out baby Lini's? Well, but Lini nevah fertal eyes dem? Dont a eggs need a fertile eyes?

Lini so confused.
Oh dear. Whay are my eggs on my neiaghbiors porch?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

getting deep into myself

had a great day on my porch but I am very fackin hangry! can somebody's body please axlplain to da Lini why dare all deese fat round orange bobs everywheere? My neighba took a really fat one out a da car and now it siton da porch. What is dat?

Lini diet

Lini annoyed. You guass it, Lini being starved. Everyboby's body says i am too fat and Lini obase. Why dey give a shat about how big I am i dont undastand. Stupid Mommy and Daddy put me on Lini diet! Lini no longer haff food in da bowl all da time...Lini anger!
I want, what I want, When I want, What I want when I want it. Give it to me. You see it might be ok, because Lini haff axcess to da main dry food bag, I know how to rip into it and feed myself. I will show them they are not da boss of me!
Fuck you guys!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Red trucks and invasion

Lini invaded! Lini scared! yestaday was one of da warst days of Lini's life.
You see my house where I liff had a fire in it,and it alamost burned down. Mommah saved da house by calling nine wan wan. You see dis old lady bitch where we live has outdayted wires and one of dem melted and sparked and da whole house was in danger. Lini could haff died. So mommah grabbed me and put my body outside on a rope. It was fine for about a minute until all dese loud noises came and human beans with black coats and red trucks and weapons!
Lini so scared. I jumped around and bucked and tried to get free, I hurt my neck on da rope, I twisted my neck, Lini choked, Lini fear. Lini puffy tail and wide eyes SCARED.

Mommah finally came and den she put my body in da car. I HATE cars. She opened da window for me and left me in there in a panic. Den all these coated men with big boots and jackets came and went into MY house with tools and hoses. Dey saved da house and it was really scary, Lini was in da car for hours, i got water but I was too scared to drinki it and now Lini traumatized.

I hate fire and I hate fear. I long for the day to rest in my house unafraid and in peace.
If Mama wasn't home I could haff burned to death.
Think about dat.

I luff you,
Scared Lini

Monday, September 17, 2007

Listen to me!

I will post on my blog when I am good and ready you hear dat?

Lini extremely BUSY!

Lini on patrol, Lini must watch ovah da house!
Lini investigations.

Lini been very bassy and dont mess with me about it and don't push me!
You undastand?

Jesas Craast you know dont you worry!

Diss blog will NEVAH disappeah and dont worry it has snot been abandoned eithha!

Just give Lini time, i haff tons of shat to tell you all in good time.

LINI demand patients!

I luff you,

Friday, September 14, 2007

Lini discovery!

I haff been hearing a shat load of banging and slamming waking me app from my place of slumber, Lini pisssed off it. I dont undastand what all dis banging shit is. And den...

A house! A new house ALL MINE all mine! All Mine!
Lini found a new house.

It has to be mine cause it fits me and it is in MY area!
Lini discovery!

I can do Lini yoga in it and I can stretch out,


I luff you who made me diss house!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

The Evils of water

I was washed! Lini had a bath and I hated it! i am so fackin mad about diss. Lini HUMILIATION!
I went outside with my body on a rope and i rolled in da dirt you see. Lini got filthy. My white was all grey and I was dirty in my ears and my whole body was full of sand and dirt. So mamah and Papah put me in da bathtub. It was awful, i was nervassss!

Mama put rubbah gloves on, like she was touching someting contaminated or something, Lini insulted. I am her baby what da hell. Ok so then they put dis PANk soap on my body and lathad me up, Lini full of bubbles. I hate you. Fuck you water!

Lini ashamed

Lini turned da watah black.

Lini tortured

Aftawads dey WRANG me out! Like a towel. Assholes.

Den dey put me in a towel like a baby

It was awful . nevah again.

Lini humiliation

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lini on You Tube

I am FAME ASS!!!!!!

I was a tiny Linus in diss vidyo I was only 4 now I am SEVEN.
Nobody came to my birthday party but I got presants. I got a new scrathcing post and catnip and a new toy, plus i ate 2 cans of fancy fat food trout flavor, my fave rat.

Lini bust patrolling da outside word and I have to tend to natures needs. Lini security for da neighborhood ya know. Ask me if I seen it and I haff. I seen my neighbah shoot da squirrels. More on dat in a bit, Lini must just tell you to watch my video!

I luff you!