Wan handrad dollahs

OH Eric! Uncle Eric..you want belief diss.
Lini got WAN-HANDRAD DOLLAHS for baby Jeuz's Birthaday!
WAN HANDRAD DOLLAS!!!
I luff you Uncle Eric and I am sorry I called you bad names. I just missed you you see. Lini was lon-e lay and I didnt undastand why I was abanadoned on Chrastmas.
Tank you for tinking of da Lini and for making me da richast cat in all da wald. Who is dat asshole on dat picture though? Nice facking face. Oh dear.
I luff you!
LINI RACH!!!!!!!!!!