Saturday, April 07, 2007

Worrying about my Uncle

Oh god, baby jesuz, Lini most distressed. Mommah just sat down with me and Lhotse to tell us about our Unlce Eric. He's sack because da sack around his heart is swollen, and dare if fluid in it. He got diss ting called a var-ass, vie-russ? And it did dat to his body. I am mad at dat germ because how dare it do harm to my Uncles' s body. I hate germs and I hate pain. Now Lini most distressed about it and worrying about my Uncles well bean.

I looked up to God and asked WHY?













Please pray for my Uncle, I luff him so, pray dat he takes it easy and is nice to his body so it reekovahs.

I luff you....

Lini

Friday, April 06, 2007

Lini vooodooo

Someting hass been happenning to me. I'm not kwite sure what, but it is a force to be reckoned with. Take a look at my body in diss photograph.


It may appear as a picha of Lhotse on MY scratcher but its not just dat. Look at my peepers...someting is wrong. Lini dont understand but I sense it is a negative force field of some sort. Lini voodoo? Some kind of a witch out for my soul? Lini dont undastand so i shall pray to da one who I know will prota-ect me undah all circumstancez.



Baby jesuz please guide da Lini, help me erradicate diss beast, did powaful entity from my soul, get it out of mine eyes and make it go away.


Lini pray for purification!



Thursday, April 05, 2007

New Scratcher!

YEAH!

Today was bladdy great!

Mommah brough home a brand new scratching mat full of catnip!


I rolled around on it, licked deep into it, and got all its nooks and crannies licked by my body.


It's mine and I dislike sharing it!

Lini so happy!


Isn't it a striking piece of art?