Binus
I am proud to announce that my girlfriend Buckalinus and I are trying for a baby. She wants babies really badly, and I want to be a Papah. It's okay you see because she is a rodent and I am a Linus, our baby will be part cat, part beaver. Since I am a Linus, that means our baby will be a Leaver, and we are going to name him Binus. We will call him Bini for short, like my nickaname, Lini.
We consulted with the dock-a-tor and he said we can have a perfectly healthy Binus as long as we understand dat he will be different.
You see, he will most likely haff a cats face, but with beaver teeth, and a beaver tail, his middle will have stripes like mine and of course it will have white, so we can get into it. The thing is, he must have a kiddie pool to swim in when he is tiny.
He needs water and wood because he will not eat cat food. The dock-a-tor said he needs birch trees and water. So we need to have a water birth and a kiddie pool for him, and fresh wood chips for him. thats great because neither of us want to nurse the Binus.
When he gets bigger he will require a large inground pool, with birch trees surrounding it so that the Binus can chop down the trees and eat them. I have not yet informed my Mommy and Daddy of our intentions. They don't know yet that they have to move and buy a pool. I think diss is gonna be gweat and I cant wait to haff a Binus.
I luff you,
Lini
We consulted with the dock-a-tor and he said we can have a perfectly healthy Binus as long as we understand dat he will be different.
You see, he will most likely haff a cats face, but with beaver teeth, and a beaver tail, his middle will have stripes like mine and of course it will have white, so we can get into it. The thing is, he must have a kiddie pool to swim in when he is tiny.
He needs water and wood because he will not eat cat food. The dock-a-tor said he needs birch trees and water. So we need to have a water birth and a kiddie pool for him, and fresh wood chips for him. thats great because neither of us want to nurse the Binus.
When he gets bigger he will require a large inground pool, with birch trees surrounding it so that the Binus can chop down the trees and eat them. I have not yet informed my Mommy and Daddy of our intentions. They don't know yet that they have to move and buy a pool. I think diss is gonna be gweat and I cant wait to haff a Binus.
I luff you,
Lini
