my sister's tongue

Now then...I dont know what da rest of you human beings tink. But we cats are not all innocent little furballs. Some of us, like me, like to get in on some action from time to time. As i have explained before, I have no balls, they were TAKEN from me when I was a kitten. The worst pasrt about that, was that my owners PAID dat damn vet to cut them off. Who the heck pays somebody to cut off balls? What a demented society of cruelty. Ok, anyway, fuck you, well, as I was saying, I have no balls, but I still have a Lini peni pronounced (lee-knee pea-knee) which is my dick. It still works great and I am proud of dat. Well, I just thought I would tell you all because my sister has a great tongue. Call it incest then,.but I love her tongue. Lini getting some tonight!
Screw you if you think its gross. I am going to have sex with my sister and there is no-ting anybody can do about it.

Deep..Deep into da White!!

Now when I told you about "into da White" I don't know if I made it clear just how awesome it is...to get really DEEP into da white. Here I am ready to get DEEP into da white. I am uttaly relaxed. I am in Lini heaven.

Elvis and da water

Well, dis was a week i'll neva forget. First of all,I have been itching my ears alot and dat annoys me. My parents have been letting me outside on a leash and a stupid rope so they can watch me. I escaped twice so they had to get me a betta collar that would hold me in. Damn that! Now i can't break free. Well, anyway, i must have gotten some bugs inmy ears because dey itched some-ting fierce. So, my Mommy got me ear mite drops..they suck ass. I hated that! They held my fucking head down and put dose drops in, fuck them fuck! After that i shook my head and the next morning all the goop was wet on the sides of my head and my ears. I looked ugly, damn it. So den i went out on my leash and rolled in da dirt. i got so dirty but it was fun. All the dirt stuck to my wet ears and I looked like Elvis. My neighbor called me Elvis, fucker! After dat, I was so dirty dat I had to be washed. I am still to traumatized to tell you about my washing experience. I will write more when I calm down a bit. Sometimes its really rough being a cat. bye, Love, Linus