the destroyers

My gift has been taken from me. The neighborhood cats destroyed MY GIFT. I went outside on my pank leash the othe day and my gift was totally and completelee gone! Some othah cat came and rolled around in my catnip, and smothered it to death. They took it all, not even a stem or a root left. Damn them! How could dey take my gift? What should I do about it is the bettah question. Lini going to conduct surveyliniance and I gonna catch who did this and bash him apart. He will feel the wrath of the Linus.
Not a heck of a lot else is new, its bloodee hot and my body aches from the heat. I need alot of brushing and my body is fat.