Lini diet

Lini annoyed. You guass it, Lini being starved. Everyboby's body says i am too fat and Lini obase. Why dey give a shat about how big I am i dont undastand. Stupid Mommy and Daddy put me on Lini diet! Lini no longer haff food in da bowl all da time...Lini anger!
I want, what I want, When I want, What I want when I want it. Give it to me. You see it might be ok, because Lini haff axcess to da main dry food bag, I know how to rip into it and feed myself. I will show them they are not da boss of me!
Fuck you guys!