I am The Linus: 2005-03-06

I am The Linus

My name is Jasper the Linus. I am golden, white, and fat. I love to eat. I am the best damn cat in dis entire world. Who the heck cares about human news! My news is the only thing dat mattas. I have deep thoughts and views of the world. I am extremely multi-talented and I also have a huge following of subordinate Linuses and humans. I am a GRAND Linus. I'll kill you if you thraten me or say anyting mean about me, my body or my thoughts. I'll do it. I am THE LINUS...diss is my life.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Shredded Turkey

Shredded turkey and gravy is my favorite food. 9 Lives makes this delicacy and I require it every day to sustain my energy. If i dont get shredded turkey and gravy i will become angry.
here is a picture of me and my turkey.

I am the Linus

Hello and Welcome to my BLOG. I am the Linus. I am a 4 year old cat who is the ruler of my own kingdom. This blog will document my daily activities and my exiting events that center around me being the best cat there eva was.

I am The Linus

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Shredded Turkey

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