GrandMommah

I LUFF my GrandMommah. She came to visit me, and yelled "Linus! " With enthusiasm when she saw my golden body lying on da bed. I kept her company while she was here, and I sleeped in da bed with her. It was so nice to have her in da guest room because dat way she warmed up da blankets for me.

My Grandmommah is so pretty. She has beautiful blue eyes and a kind, gentle heart. I luff her. You know Grandmommah was da one who picked ME! When I was tiny and I got adopted with my Mommy, she was da one who picked me, she said " I like this one, he looks calm" oh dear. My Mommy had my twin brother in her hand but Grandmommah wanted my body, not his. I luff dat! Okay, well I luff my Grandmommah so much, I wish she would come live nearby so we could spend more time togetha, we could go on walks in the woods with my body on a rope. I don't see why I couldn't snowshoe myself, wouldn't I be cute?

Here we are enjoying a fag newton togetha. I really want to go outside and put my pink paws into all dat WHITE out dare.

I luff you,
Jasper the LINI