My Mother!

Guess WHAT?

My grandmother went to see my Mother today! My cat mother for real. See Grandmommy heard dat my parents wish to adopt another Linus, one thats looks like ME. I am a little against it for now but still, it will be okay because I am the greatest and I know it.
Anyway, she wanted to suprise my mommy and get her another tiny Linus.
So she went to where I was born! BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. Yes, she walked a right past my birth place. Den she went up da big stairs to da little nice old lady's house who took care of me when she found us on da side of the road. Nobody was home though..BUT, she saw my MOTHER wandering around da house. My mother was kind of shy and mangy and she is a stray you see but not really because she gets fed and let inside by the nice old lady.
Maybe inside da house was my long lost identical TWAN brother? You see whn i was born on da side of the road, all six of my siblings were Linus-like, We all looked alike, and one especially was beautiful and gold with some white like ME!
Anyway, she didnt find a kitten, or see dat my Mother was preganant so she left and came home. Still, she saw my Mother. Isnt dat so nice? I luff it. Lini respect.
WHEN I WAS TINY

Lini froze da house

Okay.
I may have done a bad thing. A real bad thing according to my Daddy. I got a little antsee and I yanked at some insullation around da window. I wanted to get outside and eat grass but there isnt any you see. I pulled and yanked at da insullation and popped da window. I opened it up a little. Enough to blast the cold air onto da hot wata pipe. So you see when Daddy came home from wak, da wata wouldnt work you see. Lini froze da pipe up. Daddy said "Lini..you could have caused major damage!" I said in my usual tone "fuck you Papah, it was my sister"
He didn't believe me and now hes gonna give me a fucking bath, I hate dat! It really could have been her. Luckily, Daddy put a hair dryah onto da pipe and saved it. Lini not a destroyer.