my eggs?

Oh dear!
My frand Katie lefted me a comment dat dose wead orange tings laying around are my eggs? I am gonna be a Papah again! I am? I haff been trying to impreganate Buckalinus all year and she wont get preganant. It's been a year now since da Binus died. i still tink of him all da time. i miss da little guy. I wish oh wish i could be a Papah again but you see da Binus was born alive birth, not eggs? Lini made eggs? Well,it may be true after all, am am blessed by baby Jezuz and I can do many miracle things. I just pray dat da Binus us safe and happy in Lini heafen and he is a Lini angel.

I sure am a trying to make another wan. I want to be a Papah, but my bitch is getting tired of my repeated pounding. I don't know. Now wat do I believe dat deese orange eggs gonna pop out baby Lini's? Well, but Lini nevah fertal eyes dem? Dont a eggs need a fertile eyes?

Lini so confused.
Oh dear. Whay are my eggs on my neiaghbiors porch?

getting deep into myself

had a great day on my porch but I am very fackin hangry! can somebody's body please axlplain to da Lini why dare all deese fat round orange bobs everywheere? My neighba took a really fat one out a da car and now it siton da porch. What is dat?

Lini diet

Lini annoyed. You guass it, Lini being starved. Everyboby's body says i am too fat and Lini obase. Why dey give a shat about how big I am i dont undastand. Stupid Mommy and Daddy put me on Lini diet! Lini no longer haff food in da bowl all da time...Lini anger!
I want, what I want, When I want, What I want when I want it. Give it to me. You see it might be ok, because Lini haff axcess to da main dry food bag, I know how to rip into it and feed myself. I will show them they are not da boss of me!
Fuck you guys!