I'm in trouble

I am not supposed to be typing diss. I am in trouble, but I just wanted my fans and fellow cats to rally in my defense. You see, I got in big trouble today with my parents because I jumped up on a table, knocked over a candle holder, then jumped up onto the top of the pantry so I could drink from the goldfish bowl. See, my Mommy moved the goldfish bowl up high because she tawt dat I couldn't get it there. I luff to dwink its water because it tastes like SHRYMP! I luff fish water, and I only drink from fish bowls, not my water dish. So, you see I was up there drinking the water, and my Mommy caught me! She yelled at me"Bad Linus!" So I jumped down, and when I jumped I broke her seashells and smashed a flower vase all over the floor. Lini in big trouble. I got spanked and now I am in exile in solitide in da basement. See, dats where dis computa is. Well fuck, I hate dis, I am hungry and pissed off. Please help me and beg my Mommy to set me free. My Daddy comes home soon, and when he hears about dis, I am afraid I may get no more catnip. Let me take a picture of myself...okay, here it is...Lini anger! FREE THE LINUS!

I luff my catnip

Today I got outside again, and my Mommy took me for another walk in da grass. I luff da fresh catnip plants so much. I rip off the leaves with my fangs and squeeze the fresh nipper juices into my body. It's so wondafull I urge all my fellow cat's to get their humans to plant catnip for dem. It's simply Linifific!
here I am with my fresh catnip ..it is Lini-HEAVEN!

Lini Contortionist

Well, while Uncle Eric was off introducing you to my subordinate associates, I was busy doing my yoga. Bet you didn't know I did Yoga? I am the only cat contortionist in da world. Lini can go in all kinds of positions. My lady friends think thats just fabulous. My humans are equally as impressed. Today I had a really great session. Focus on me all the time damn you! I am THE LINUS! If you don't pay attention to me you will soon feel the WRATH of the LINUS!
here I am...my gallery of yoga, dont you dare laugh at me!














Lini contortionist












This is me, legs spread..practicing my Lini-Yoga, don't you dare laugh!













Deep in meditation ....Lini very contented

Friends in long lost places..

While dis page is all about me, I thawdt dat I would introduce you to some friends that live with unckle eric in Alaska. dis is Taiga, he likes running, spazzing out and skateboarding, he was only able to spend a little bit of time with eric but they played lots!

and while I'm at it here is Titania, after the big boat. she belongs to the nice lady dat lives with unckle eric. Titania is a bit of a whinner and she complains all the time about how crueal the world is, obviously she was not empoured with linus knowledge of the universe..Ok enough of dem, back to me. Think of me only, clear your mind of these two others, I want you leaving dis page with nothing but lini in your twaughts.

my great day in the grass

Today was great! My Mommy let me outside on a walk. She took pictures of me as I feasted on grass. I luff grass! I had a great time chewing da grass and savoring the succulent morsels of my Mommy's herb garden. I jumped right up in the garden barrell and started eating the catnip. There is nothing quite as wonderful to Lini than fresh catnip. I ate quite alot and den I rolled around in exitement. I got some really great chunks of grass in, and I also stalked a butterfly. I almost caught it but if was too fast for my fat body. I had a great day. People watched me and commented on how cute I was. My neighbor said I was adorable. I am, of course. I just had a great dinna of shredded turkey and gravy. I am tuckered out now. Gotta go to my perch and lounge. Bye Bye
Luff, Lini











I am really cute with my mint leaves, don't you think so?