I'm in trouble

I am not supposed to be typing diss. I am in trouble, but I just wanted my fans and fellow cats to rally in my defense. You see, I got in big trouble today with my parents because I jumped up on a table, knocked over a candle holder, then jumped up onto the top of the pantry so I could drink from the goldfish bowl. See, my Mommy moved the goldfish bowl up high because she tawt dat I couldn't get it there. I luff to dwink its water because it tastes like SHRYMP! I luff fish water, and I only drink from fish bowls, not my water dish. So, you see I was up there drinking the water, and my Mommy caught me! She yelled at me"Bad Linus!" So I jumped down, and when I jumped I broke her seashells and smashed a flower vase all over the floor. Lini in big trouble. I got spanked and now I am in exile in solitide in da basement. See, dats where dis computa is. Well fuck, I hate dis, I am hungry and pissed off. Please help me and beg my Mommy to set me free. My Daddy comes home soon, and when he hears about dis, I am afraid I may get no more catnip. Let me take a picture of myself...okay, here it is...Lini anger! FREE THE LINUS!