My Body is a Wonderland!

Yes! My body is a wonderland..just like the song. I have a beautiful body. My body is FIVE! I like to sing my body is a wonderland to myself because it makes me think of my white. I caressed my white today and suckled myself to sleep. I took a great nap today on my chair and ignored the world. I got some action from my sister and then I passed out. This is the position I use to channel the universe. Screw everybody!