The Cow

Recently I have been hearing strange things. Sometimes I hear moaning noises. Sometimes I hear chanting. Sometimes I hear praying. I dont know what is is. I have noticed on my patrols around my house that there are people watching me. They might be after my vast knowledge of th universe. Gosh...I have hardly begun to share that with you yet and already I have what seems to be Lini-paparazzi. Its a bit unsettling. I have had a few bizarre visitors. Today I was attacked by a cow. This cow came into my house and snatched me up from my place of slumber. It scared the crap outta me and I am still shaken. It came out of this white truck and came and just grabbed me.

Here I am peacefully resting...











And den that cow came.... It wants to worship me for some sort of sacrifice!















And then it took me!
Look into my eyes..they are eyes of terror.











I bit it and it let me go, and then I peed myself. I am to upset to write any more, I have to go meditate. I think there may be some weird cult out trying to steal my soul.