Kabobs

Lini going crazy! I'm so hungry today I can hardly stand it. My Mommy came home from da store with these bags full of fresh food and what did I get? the same..shredded turkey and gravy. I'm so sick of dat! Mommy and Daddy started making these tings called kabobs. I don't know why dey call dem dat. Do you?
Well, they put their meat on a stick and den they burned it on da grill. The grill is right next to my perch, so I could smell it cooking. It looked delicious, juicy meat and steak and den I saw some SHRYMP! I luff shrymp! Oh dear yes. I got some kabobs from Mommy. I luffed it all, it was great. She cut it up real tiny for me and I gobbled it all up. I really liked the SHRYMP! I'm still hungry though, guess I'll eat the shredded turkey and gravee now. Humans are spoiled.