man who spins da wheel
Today is a snowy day in Linus land. I have been watching da birds at my feeders go into a frenzy. I wish i could break da window to get at them! I have a great stealthy spot under the Christmas tree where I like to hide. It is so great because when da heat comes on in da house da vent is right there next to my fleece bed, and I sleep like a baby Linus.
Well anyway, da point I wanted to make was diss. I have been really concerned lately with my manhood and my inability to reproduce my own kittens. My Mother is another story, but anyway, I just really dont think its fair dat human beings get to decide dat dare are too many cats. I mean, seriously, dont you tink dat dare are too many human beings? I look outside my window and all I see are other human beings and houses around da lakeshore. I dont see more cats dan human beings. Why do dey get to decide who gets their balls cut off? how come humans dont get dares cut off when they are 6 months old like I was? Lini want justice!
I know who's fault it is..it is dat man with white hair who spins da wheel. Whats his name? He says "you want to win a boat or a car? "Everybody want a car, den dey guess how much it gonna cost. Stupid human tings. Well, whoever he is I tink he is responsible for dis problem with all Linuses. He says "control da pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered" What kind of cruelty is diss? You cut off your balls first before you put Lini through the denials of manhood! here I am preganant with my Mother. How unfair is diss? Who is day guy?
Well, Santa Claws is still blanking on da lawn, stupid humans, I need a nap.
thanks for listening to my worries, Here is a picha...who is dat?
Luff,
LINI
Well anyway, da point I wanted to make was diss. I have been really concerned lately with my manhood and my inability to reproduce my own kittens. My Mother is another story, but anyway, I just really dont think its fair dat human beings get to decide dat dare are too many cats. I mean, seriously, dont you tink dat dare are too many human beings? I look outside my window and all I see are other human beings and houses around da lakeshore. I dont see more cats dan human beings. Why do dey get to decide who gets their balls cut off? how come humans dont get dares cut off when they are 6 months old like I was? Lini want justice!
I know who's fault it is..it is dat man with white hair who spins da wheel. Whats his name? He says "you want to win a boat or a car? "Everybody want a car, den dey guess how much it gonna cost. Stupid human tings. Well, whoever he is I tink he is responsible for dis problem with all Linuses. He says "control da pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered" What kind of cruelty is diss? You cut off your balls first before you put Lini through the denials of manhood! here I am preganant with my Mother. How unfair is diss? Who is day guy?
Well, Santa Claws is still blanking on da lawn, stupid humans, I need a nap.
thanks for listening to my worries, Here is a picha...who is dat?
Luff,
LINI
