Friday, June 23, 2006

My gift

My saxth birthaday was wondaful! I got da best gift eva! I got my very own herb planter with a huge giant catnip plant growing inside it. My parents got it at the nursery where the baby plants live. Dey told me not to eat da whole plant at once dat it has to grow. When it grows big and bushy, I will be able to suckle on da tender leaves all sumah and fall long. Lini so happy! Turning sax has been fantastic I tell you. I luff my gift, it is everlasting. I must now guard my catnip plant and protect it from predatory Linuses. Thank you for da cards and happy wishes, I luff you all!
Lini :)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

My Saxth birthaday

Today I turn SAX! You know, six, in human.
I luff you!
Today is my saxth birthaday.
I am gonna get presents and cake and tons of luff. I goona have a partee too, and my cats will come ova. Dwight is bringing prime rib drizzle and my Daddy promised to get me whap cream from work. Sax years ago i was inside my mother and she had dat terrible cramp, and gave birth to me out of my sack on the side of the road. You wan tto talk about it? Oh dear. Well, Lini so exited! Pictures of my party coming soon! I bettah get fresh catnip! My sister just finished cleaning my ears for my special day, here we are relaxing aftawads.
Luff, Lini