Friday, June 01, 2007

Back from Surgery

Lini safe back home now. I had a really raff time of it. Mommy and Daddy brought me to da vet in the stupid carrier in da moringah and this lady took me into da back. Dey put me in a cold cage and locked the door. Lini petrified, Not jail again! I was so scared as I scoured the other cages for signs of a Grand Linus to save me from my impedning torture.

Den did lady came over to me and stabbed me in the butt with this sharp object dat hurt. Lini anger! Next ting I knew I
was very drowsee and Lini sleepy. I opene dmy eyes one time and I was on a table and dey put gas on me again. I felt did ting in my thrat. I passed out again and da next ting I knew I was in dat cage again feeling sick. My mouth hurt and my body was cold and I was shaky a bit you see. Lini slept all day in dat cage and den dey gave me painkillahs. You see dey took my mouth off. Well, dey extracted my teeth! Lini all gummy now, Dey pulled out 5 of my teeth and left holes in my mouth. Lini anger.

Den dey kept me there ovanight!
Did was my first night away from home evah. I was scared and alone and annoyed. I didnt have my bed or my beaver or my perch or my godamn food fuck you. They petted me a little but it wasnt da same. Where were Momma and Papah? Well I didnt get much slap because dese dogs were baking all night and Lini annoyed at dat. Grow up you canines,act like men dumbasses shut your mouth atleast you haff teeth. In da mornig Mamah came and got me, and then she paid them for torturing me. Dat I will nevah undastand, Just like she paid dem when dey took my balls off da last time dey put gas on me. I was outta there and I went home in my carrier with Mamah.

I am home now, still my mouth harts and my teeth are sore. I can only eat wet food now and Lini still kinds drowsy, tramatized is more lak it. I gonna take a nap now. I need peace.

I luff you but I am uncertain if humans have good intentions.
Luff,
Lini

PS. I am gonna be seven on June twenty. Remembah dat.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Lini nervass

Tomooorow I gott a go to dat vet, and day gonna torture my body. Dey gonna put gas on me and knock out my body. Lini petrifieed. Lini gingivitis and Lini no haff teeth. Please pray for me and my safe return to my world. I am only six. I hope I dont hafta stay ovanight. Publish Post