The Invaders

Lini HATE chew chews. My Daddy has been building diss chew chew train set and I hate it. Not only did it enter MY domain, my territory, but its violating my needs and my senses. Lini angry!

Diss train set took up MY space right next to my litter boxes. You see, dat is MY sacred space, and now Lini haff no privacy! I haff one box to poo poo in, and one to pee in, and I like it like dat! Lini getting a wee bit too fat for my pee box, so I haff to stick my head and 2 front legs out of da box so I can reach. Well anyway, dat stupid chew chew is so annoying and LOUD. It goes round and round da tracks and den, to me sheer and uttah terror, it made a horrible screeching sound dat scared Lini to bits! Lini terror, I ran way, tail down, zoom up da stairs. papah called dat a whistle, I hate it! get it out of my territory!!!!

MY DOMAIN











THE INVADERS













My Look back in terror after the whistle blew!

Visit to da Vet!

Today was a scary day for my body. My sister and I had to go to da Vet. I really hate da vet because they once put gas ton my and took my balls from me. My Daddy brought some of my waste in a baggie, and den he put me in dat big crate. They locked me in dare and closed da grate. Dey put my Sister in another one, and put is in da car. I hate cars, they make me meow like neva before.
Mommy and Daddy talked to me on the way dare, and dey said I was being good. When we got dare I saw a big brown doggie and it wanked at me. Oh dear. Then they put us in diss room with a metal table. My sister went first, and dis nice lady vet checked her body all over. I hid behind the chair in da corner.

My sister did great, and i watched in terror as she got stabbed twice with needels. She said my sister was perfect and weighed 10 pounds. Perfect and beautiful cat she said.

Then it was my turn. Damn them, they put my body on a cold wet scale and said I was a big boy. Mommy said " he's a fattie!" Okay, so I weigh 18 pounds. But da Vet said I am a big boy and I am ovaweight and I should be 15 pounds. Damn you all! Lini luff food! Lini must go on diet. Damn them. Den she put dis probe in my ribs and checked my heart murmur. She said it was worth dem to check out. So, dey are gonna take me to a kitty heart docta and ultrasound my heart. Lini hope I will be okay. Well, other dan dat, we both need some dental work and I dont wanna do dat. They put gas on you to do dat.
Well, all in all it wasnt to terrible. I got stabbed twice, and den stuffed back in my carrier.

I am home now resting and feeling violated. Lini gonna go watch the birds, gosh what a day.

Here is my Daddy grabbling me to put me in da carrier. Grrr....

Ehhh, Luff........... Lini