Visit to da Vet!

Today was a scary day for my body. My sister and I had to go to da Vet. I really hate da vet because they once put gas ton my and took my balls from me. My Daddy brought some of my waste in a baggie, and den he put me in dat big crate. They locked me in dare and closed da grate. Dey put my Sister in another one, and put is in da car. I hate cars, they make me meow like neva before.
Mommy and Daddy talked to me on the way dare, and dey said I was being good. When we got dare I saw a big brown doggie and it wanked at me. Oh dear. Then they put us in diss room with a metal table. My sister went first, and dis nice lady vet checked her body all over. I hid behind the chair in da corner.

My sister did great, and i watched in terror as she got stabbed twice with needels. She said my sister was perfect and weighed 10 pounds. Perfect and beautiful cat she said.

Then it was my turn. Damn them, they put my body on a cold wet scale and said I was a big boy. Mommy said " he's a fattie!" Okay, so I weigh 18 pounds. But da Vet said I am a big boy and I am ovaweight and I should be 15 pounds. Damn you all! Lini luff food! Lini must go on diet. Damn them. Den she put dis probe in my ribs and checked my heart murmur. She said it was worth dem to check out. So, dey are gonna take me to a kitty heart docta and ultrasound my heart. Lini hope I will be okay. Well, other dan dat, we both need some dental work and I dont wanna do dat. They put gas on you to do dat.
Well, all in all it wasnt to terrible. I got stabbed twice, and den stuffed back in my carrier.

I am home now resting and feeling violated. Lini gonna go watch the birds, gosh what a day.

Here is my Daddy grabbling me to put me in da carrier. Grrr....

Ehhh, Luff........... Lini