Santa Claws and wrapping paper

Okay, So his name is Santa Claws. Seems stupit to Lini. I still don't undastand why he stays on da lawn all night and why he BLAYNKS.Well, oh dear. I got REALLY exited today. Not only did my Mommy let me trash the living room with wrapping paper, but I got to read a email from my precious Uncle.

Uncle Eric is in South America. I am sure he misses my golden body. There is nothing like the warm secure feeling of getting into my white, that gives "home' its essence. Oh dear. Well, when I read da email I got so exited i started peeing all ova da place. Diss neva happened to me before but I lost control. My Bladdah not so strong because my Mother is pressing so hard on it. Well, i peed all ova da keyboard and da mouse. Now the spot where my balls once were are all wet. Lini lose control. Damn it, well. I got so exited! Lini exitement, and thrill.

Okay, so after my Mommy washed me in dat damn PANK shampoo, I got to relax and trash the living room some more. There is wrapping paper everywhere, and tissue papah and newspapah. Oh I luff papah!!!!!!
here I am in da paper, in total Lini heaven. Wish you were here Uncle. I want a live mouse for Christmas and my Daddy says I can't have it.
I luff you, Lini