wranging out the Linus

I hate my parents. Dey washed me. I got dirty outside getting my preganant exercise, so dey put my body in da water. I hate dat tub! Mommy wetted me down, and den my Daddy poured water all over me with a cup. Dey took out dat damn Pink Shampoo and scrubbed my body with it. I was soo soapy I couldnt take it and my ears got water in dem. I hate dat tub! Lini very traumatized from dat, and I kicked and grabbed and clawed at da tub and tried to get free. Mommy held my body down and Daddy grabbed my ass. After dey rubbed all dat soap into my body I got RANSED off. As the wrath of the Linus brewed inside me in anger, I let out a fierce howl, but still, they held me down and ransed me off. My stupid batch Mommy held me up and den she damn near choked me as Daddy RANG ME OUT! Damn dat! I got WRANG out like a towel, and I am not made of cotton. I bet she even jostled my poor Mother's sack! Dis whole experience blew chunks of bad turkey, I hated it...here I am all wet and miserable. I have hours of licking and drying to do.











I am in a bad ass mood, dont talk to me! Lini anger.