Big news!

I am preganant! I am preganant with my Mother!
Yes, its true! I went to da vert and dey examined me. My belly lump is my baby.
Yes, I am a male cat, but I was conceived by my father, I come froma whole line of grand Linuses who can get preganant. It seems I have been passed on this wondafull ability. I am also preganant with my Mother. She is growing inside of my body. My Mother wanted to be "born again" so I figure I will grant her that wish. I only have one tiny Linus inside of me, dats what da picha showed on da screen. Now I know why I got sick, and queazzy. Lini preganant! My due dayte is November 24th, 2005. That is when i shall birth my Mother's tiny little sac. I think I am happy about diss, although I am not quite ready to be a Father to my Mother. I am still quite a youngster. Well, I have no choice I have been deemed the chosen one. I hope da paparazzi will leave me alone, i see how dey stalk other preganant people. Lini Preganant!!!!!

Preganant Linus care
http://www.2ndchance.info/pregnantcatcare.htm
Link on taking care of a Preganant cat
http://www.petcaretips.net/pregnant_cat.html