I have hope

I tink I found a way outta dis place! I am gonna go ingognito. You see, the reason I like my friend Dwight so much is obvious. Isn't it? Say his name slowly....Da....whight...as in THE WHITE! You see he is a gay Linus, and he loves to nuzzle my white. I have found a way outta here. Dwight is the answer. I will pretend I am him and bust outta dis place. See, Dwight is getting set free tomorrow. His humans are coming to get him. So..I have a plan. I am gonna escape..you will see. Don't tell anyone. Talk to ya on da otha side of the gate.
The Linus shall be free..!