My name is Jasper the Linus. I am golden, white, and fat. I love to eat. I am the best damn cat in dis entire world. Who the heck cares about human news! My news is the only thing dat mattas. I have deep thoughts and views of the world. I am extremely multi-talented and I also have a huge following of subordinate Linuses and humans. I am a GRAND Linus. I'll kill you if you thraten me or say anyting mean about me, my body or my thoughts. I'll do it. I am THE LINUS...diss is my life.
3 Comments:
Poor Linus. Forgive him, he's only a cat, a species much dumber than koalas!!!
How terrible to see a cat locked up this way. I will send help right away. I hope you can let us know how you are doing soon, i fear for your safety behind bars.
at least he has a proper toilet..
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