Fat red man

Who is dat Fat red man i keep seeing? he is everywhere! he is on my neighbors lawn, and he blinks at night. i know he is a man because he moves. My other neighbor has him sitting in a sled. What is dat? Who is dat fat red man and doesnt he get cold out dare? If you know who he is can ya let me know. Lini very comfused. I am in my fanal stages of preganancy now too. My Mother kicks me so hard I let out freaky yelps trhough the night . Any day now she will emerge from my bum bum. I cant wait to be a father to my mother, I hope she has all four paws and 2 ears and everything. Oh dear. Lini want to know what is it with fat red man? Tank you. Luff, Lini