My name is Jasper the Linus. I am golden, white, and fat. I love to eat. I am the best damn cat in dis entire world. Who the heck cares about human news! My news is the only thing dat mattas. I have deep thoughts and views of the world. I am extremely multi-talented and I also have a huge following of subordinate Linuses and humans. I am a GRAND Linus. I'll kill you if you thraten me or say anyting mean about me, my body or my thoughts. I'll do it. I am THE LINUS...diss is my life.
3 Comments:
Lini,
I think he name is "Satan" or something. But I'm not really good at human sometimes. He breaks into your house and steals your sweets and dairy products, then leaves you a box. Hmm?
Dammit, I done lefted this once.What I had said was that I think that guy's name is "Satan". He breaks into your house, eats all your dairy and pastry products, then leaves you some boxes, or somethin. I'm not good with human English sometimes, though. P.S. I got out today and ran across the street. It was glorious to be free. xoxo
Linus,
be nice to that red man, he is fat and happy just like you and if youre a good linus he might even give you PRESENTS, like catnip!
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