Papah bags and chew chews

Lini so exited! Lini found new place to sleep. My Mommy brought home papah bags from Trada Joes and I luff dem. Da texture is extraordinary.

Its like a little Lini capsule or someting. Diss is great. Did you also know dat my Uncle found a tiny Linus in Peru? My ancestors are coming to him in his travels, its amazing isnt it?

In otha news my Daddy is building someting in da basement. Its big and brown, and he has been banging it and smashing it and making a rukkus all week. Then there are dese little things with wheels on da ground all lined up and it goes Chooo...chew when it goes. I dont understand dat. Well, Lini going back in da papah bag now, I just luff it and thought it was earth shattering news from my world. I am really pissed at my Mommy though, she made an appointament for my body to go to da VET! I hate da vet! Dey gonna check my heart murmer and play with my poo pooh unda a microscope, Damn dem! okay got to go on patrol now!

I luff you,

LINI