bodies in water?

Can some human please exaplain to da Lini why you do into that water every day? I hate to get in the water because dey use dat PANK shampoo on my body. I dont undastand why you would go in dare every day and get wet. Doesnt it annoy your body? Why dont you lick yourselves like we do? Why dont you have litter boxes? Why does your breath smell like MANT after you put dat ting ion your mouth and move it around? Why do funny sounds come out of your butt? Why dont you need brushing? Why dont you have a feeding station and eat dat cans? Lini want to know now!