My name is Jasper the Linus. I am golden, white, and fat. I love to eat. I am the best damn cat in dis entire world. Who the heck cares about human news! My news is the only thing dat mattas. I have deep thoughts and views of the world. I am extremely multi-talented and I also have a huge following of subordinate Linuses and humans. I am a GRAND Linus. I'll kill you if you thraten me or say anyting mean about me, my body or my thoughts. I'll do it. I am THE LINUS...diss is my life.
3 Comments:
silly linus, its not blinking!
Uncle Eric...it is blanking, and it is lovely and beautifullllllllll! I luff you!
I see it blinking!!! Lini, when are you gonna be on myspace so we can be cat frrannnnds?!??!?! xoxo
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