Friday, May 12, 2006

Consolation Contest Results

Dear Fans,

I am sad to announce dat nobody winned dat contest because nobody really luffs my body enoughto re-ass earch da correct anaswars.

Numbah ONE : My least favorite color is PANK. I hate PANK because its da colah of my leash when my body is on a rope.

Numbah TWO: The animal I have killed is a MOUSE.

Numbah THREE: My favorite thing to do outside is EAT GRASS.

You all bettah go back and review my body's statistacks and know my likes and disalikes much bettah . Two bad two because da prize was gweat. Well, I guess i cant aspect dat much from my fans because you are human beans not cats. Well, i was hoping you and I could really become close but I guess Dwight is my only true friendah. Well, we'll see, i may have anothah contest some day but inil den i am gonna just talk about myself and my days.

I luff you anyway and Lini tanks you for trying.
<:-)Linus

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