Expecting a Binus!!!

As you know, we haff been trying for a Binus for some time...practically all summah. It was challenging you see because as you know...I haff no balls. Da vet cut dem off when dey put gas on me. So you see ...I had to look deep within to find a seed to make the Binus. I did it! Buckalinus my bitch, the beaver IS with-Linus! We are so exited! She apparently became preganant, or as we say...with-linus just in Augast. So! We are thrilled. My parents are thrilled.
In lieu of Binus gifts, please send Friskies shredded turkey and gravy and nothing else. You undastand! I haff to get back to my fatherly duties. The Binus is expected to be half Linus, half beaver. The Binus is due in Octobah.
I luff you.