Eric's BOX!
Oh dear heavens...today was GREAT!!!!
My Mommy got a birtzday box from her brothah Uncle Eric, and it came with tons of paper! I luff paper, the texcha is un beliffable. I luff you!
I rolled around into the paper and took a nap in it, so crunchy and beautiful. My pink pads feel like silk on dat paper. I luff you. There was a furry animal in da box too, Its a bit to small for my body to luff, but it does haff tusks or big teeth, I cant tell but I want it. Mommy says is is called a Wal-rass, so I will figure out a way to make a Winus now. Maybe aftah the Binus is born I can make a Winus. I dont know. Not sure how I stuill feel about fathahhood. Gosh it, the Binus is due in only a few days. I got to get dat kiddy pool and woodchips for the Binus since it will be part beaver, it will need to swim and eat wood, then shit in litter box. So many complications.
Well, here I am in the glorious paper.
I luff you,
Lini
My Mommy got a birtzday box from her brothah Uncle Eric, and it came with tons of paper! I luff paper, the texcha is un beliffable. I luff you!
I rolled around into the paper and took a nap in it, so crunchy and beautiful. My pink pads feel like silk on dat paper. I luff you. There was a furry animal in da box too, Its a bit to small for my body to luff, but it does haff tusks or big teeth, I cant tell but I want it. Mommy says is is called a Wal-rass, so I will figure out a way to make a Winus now. Maybe aftah the Binus is born I can make a Winus. I dont know. Not sure how I stuill feel about fathahhood. Gosh it, the Binus is due in only a few days. I got to get dat kiddy pool and woodchips for the Binus since it will be part beaver, it will need to swim and eat wood, then shit in litter box. So many complications.
Well, here I am in the glorious paper.
I luff you,
Lini
1 Comments:
Linus,
I'm soo happy you like your box!!
that velvet was just for you and I picked the paper exculsively for its rich text-cha!
Please refrain from trying for a winus until the binus is here, to many species and cause possibly disturbing side-effects. I mean, lets just see how the binus turns out and all first.. before moving on to aquatic species...
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