I'm Sick
Lini not feeling well. Please pray for my body. You see I haff dis skin problem and my hair is falling out in clumps. My parents took me to da vet today and it was awful.
First I was put in that fuckin cage carrier thang, and in da car which I HATE. The devil is the cage, reminded me of my jail trauma. After dat I got dare and there was 2 other lini's dat looked like me there except they had really nice carriers. Mine was plastic shat with my bed in side it.
Anyway, dey put me on dat cold fucking metal table and they scared me. Dis strange man came in and took my body and put it on a cold scal. Then he carried me wrong, and brought my body back to Mommy and Daddy and said he weighs 17.5 pounds.
Den da vet came in and he went on about me being overweight and unable to correctly groom my backside because I am fat. Dey dont know I can do Lini yoga! Assholes. Anyway, I lost a half a pound and I get no reward for dat! Ungrateful assholes vet. Den da vet combed my fur and said I haff no fleas so maybe I have diabetes or something wrong with my thyroid or hormones. Oh dear. Lovely bullshat. Den he exhamined my heart and said my murmer is still dare, but its not worse so its whats dis, genetic defect, ya. I probably got dat becaus emy Mother was such a whore..oh dear. I shouldnt tawk like dat.
Anyway, after dat, dey took my body into anotha cold room, wiped my white neck with this awful smelling shat, and den they stack a needle into my jugular vein! Dey sucked my beuatifall blad out and put it in a tube. What the hell disprespect for Lini sacred fluids.
Den dey returned me to Mommy without a bandaaid. Rude! He said results on Thurs a day and shat, put me back in my cage, and then my parents fucking paid them for dat shat.
Lini pissed off it.
Dey got dis special shapah-ooo shampa-oo and den dey gave me a facking bath. Awful dam day!
Now I am licking my body all over and mad at da world i just lost da Binus, he still frash in da ground and now dis bulla shat witt my health. Pray for my body!
Luff, Lini
First I was put in that fuckin cage carrier thang, and in da car which I HATE. The devil is the cage, reminded me of my jail trauma. After dat I got dare and there was 2 other lini's dat looked like me there except they had really nice carriers. Mine was plastic shat with my bed in side it.
Anyway, dey put me on dat cold fucking metal table and they scared me. Dis strange man came in and took my body and put it on a cold scal. Then he carried me wrong, and brought my body back to Mommy and Daddy and said he weighs 17.5 pounds.
Den da vet came in and he went on about me being overweight and unable to correctly groom my backside because I am fat. Dey dont know I can do Lini yoga! Assholes. Anyway, I lost a half a pound and I get no reward for dat! Ungrateful assholes vet. Den da vet combed my fur and said I haff no fleas so maybe I have diabetes or something wrong with my thyroid or hormones. Oh dear. Lovely bullshat. Den he exhamined my heart and said my murmer is still dare, but its not worse so its whats dis, genetic defect, ya. I probably got dat becaus emy Mother was such a whore..oh dear. I shouldnt tawk like dat.
Anyway, after dat, dey took my body into anotha cold room, wiped my white neck with this awful smelling shat, and den they stack a needle into my jugular vein! Dey sucked my beuatifall blad out and put it in a tube. What the hell disprespect for Lini sacred fluids.
Den dey returned me to Mommy without a bandaaid. Rude! He said results on Thurs a day and shat, put me back in my cage, and then my parents fucking paid them for dat shat.
Lini pissed off it.
Dey got dis special shapah-ooo shampa-oo and den dey gave me a facking bath. Awful dam day!
Now I am licking my body all over and mad at da world i just lost da Binus, he still frash in da ground and now dis bulla shat witt my health. Pray for my body!
Luff, Lini
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Feel better linus, you are in my thoughts
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