Not dat innocent

I have been caught. Lini busted! Well, I might as well publicly admit to my deeds. Yesterday my Mommy went down into da basement to get the wash, and well, she caught me on my girlfriend. You see, I have fallen hard for this brown, long and fabulously furry stuffed rodent dat lives in my house. My parents call him Buckalinus, i dont know why, he/she is not a Linus, it is a ROde-a-dent.
Anyway, It has great fluffy fur and I luff to knead at it. Lini discovered how good it felt on my well, lower region. You see even though Lini had his balls chopped off when dey put gas on my and knocked me out, I can still feel the wondaful sensations of Lini luff.

Okay, no more bull-a-shat, I have been screwing dat beaver for weeks now, it has just been discovered. I have an affair with it, since I am being disloyal to my wife, Lhotse. She doesnt care dow, because she never wants it anyway, she just hasses at me, and I get blue lini pini. Well den, my stupid mamah took pictures and videos of me mid thrust! How dare dey! Lini humiliation! Well den, dare you have it, Lini so horny! I luff you anyway, here to all the neutered animals still getting their rocks off! here I am with my lover.